DAVID MCDANIEL is a longtime Austin weirdo who dabbles in music, theater, outlaw radio, assorted street scenes and twisted journalism. Nubile groupie types with good news can reach him at firstname.lastname@example.org. All other correspondence should be directed towards the editor who sponsored this filth.
PIRJUANA BROWN is a bitter old ex-jock who has nothing nice to say about most everything, sports included. He has been known to be faintly amusing during those rare times when he is off the sauce. Word has it that he gained his nickname because of a propensity to gnaw upon the testicles of high school and college sporting opponents. That would explain the breath. The spelling remains a mystery.