the muse apprentice guild
--expanding the canon into the 21st century




WORK
BY DAN KENNEDY

EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN THE TENTH GRADE

Wendy Traight will wait ten hours at a Holiday Inn to sleep with Billy Idol when he plays at the Silver Dollar fair grounds.

Gasoline based pranks and nitrous oxide: frowned upon by most.

Screwy Louis will dance for chew, anytime anywhere. If you want him to sing as well, it's got to be Copenhagen, not Skoal.