BY DAN KENNEDY
EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN THE TENTH GRADE
Wendy Traight will wait ten hours at a Holiday Inn to sleep with Billy Idol when he plays at the Silver Dollar fair grounds.
Gasoline based pranks and nitrous oxide: frowned upon by most.
Screwy Louis will dance for chew, anytime anywhere. If you want him to sing as well, it's got to be Copenhagen, not Skoal.